Wanted! (It's watchmen...for supervillains?)

Wanted

     The movie! NO! Fuck that. This is the real shit, the comic that the movie was based on. Wait, did I say based on? HA!! That’s a fucking joke. The movie didn’t have colorful characters like Shit-Head and Fuckwit. Sure it had Angelina Jolie, but Fox is black in the comics. Heroes, what heroes? Bitch, this is the Wanted universe. If you can’t handle it, then get the fuck out!

     Sorry if I made you cry there readers, but for real, the Wanted comic is nothing like the movie. truth be told, I’m not going to do a detailed plot detail thing because I want you to read it. By the way, the movie is rated R, the comic is too. Lots of cursing, some nudity, and a guy named Fuckwit. I will give you an overview. See, Wesley Gibson is still the main character and he does find out he has the ability to become a member of the Fraternity and he does have the given talent to kill. But the Fraternity is much more than it was in the movie. There is no faggy ass loom of fate. See, this world is a world where all the heroes are dead. D-E-D, dead! The Fraternity pretty much runs world, much like the Illuminati, only they are evil. Anyone in their organization has the power to do whatever the fuck they want. They can kill who they want, they can rape who they want. Nothing is out of their grasp.

     The reason the movie couldn’t accurately follow the comic aside from length was because if it did, the film would be rated NC-17, the highest rating a movie can get. Wesley’s trained was more than just shooting dead bodies. He went out into the streets and had to kill random people. Random people. He then moved on to everyone who caused him any amount of grief. Like the girl who rejected his offer to take her to the movies or his old geography teacher. He even raped an A-list celebrity and got away with it. You want better, the Fraternity, you wanna know what they do? They go to different dimensions killing the heroes. It’s brutal. Wesley is a demon with his gun. Yeah, he fucks Fox too. He rapes who he wants and kills who he wants, they all do. It’s a fucked up ass world my friends.

      Basically what I am trying to say is this. This is not for the strong Christian types. Aside from the vulgar language I demonstrated, there is innocent deaths, not so innocent deaths, and then just more deaths. Guns, murder, chaos, rape, death, and yet there is still a president, still police, still people in jail. The Fraternity is a living incarnation of Hell. They can’t be stopped. Everyone in it is evil. Their connections are the deepest that can be, hence the ability to rape celebrities and kill entire precincts without someone knocking at your door asking what the fuck. Set your morals aside if you read this one, they’ll only stop you from continuing. But I must say something cliché, but so true. Wanted makes being bad look so fucking good.
-Jason